He pissed on it?
Posted on 17 January 2012 | Comments Off
You are not going to believe this shit. The dog pissed on the new laptop and now I have to go back and buy another one. I can’t be without it and the damned thing cost more then the dog. I know you want to know how the dog managed to piss on the laptop to begin with, so I will tell you simply that it fell or was knocked off the coffee table. Other then that I don’t care except that I have to wait for it to dry out before anyone will touch it to remove my data.
Back to best buy I go and they already told me that the warranty does not cover it so don’t bother. I wonder if I should shop some more and find a store with better warranties? Do you think there is a store that covers dog messes? I sincerely doubt it and I am not sure I want to take that much time to find out. I was very happy with the new Toshiba Sattelite laptop. It is by far the best one I have ever owned. It has a great graphics card so I can play MMORPG games online. Those are my secret addiction, but don’t tell anyone.
Best fucking food ever !
Posted on 11 January 2012 | Comments Off
If you have never tried Thai food then you have to try the Thai Phooket Restaurant. They have the best fucking Thai food ever. I love hot and spicy food and Thai curry is about as hot as you will ever get. Their menu is awesome and the place has a great atmosphere. I recommend the Red Curry if you like it hot, as this was an amazing dish. The sticky rice with custard was really good as well. It made a lovely finish after the spicy main course.
We had lunch there yesterday when we decided to do a girls shopping spree. Of course Thai food is not for everyone as my friend Carol found out. The poor thing got so sick afterwards.
Well anyway, I loved the new restaurant and so the the rest of the girls. Our shopping spree was a success as well since we hit a few sales in some big department stores. We are going to make the new restaurant a gathering place for our regular girly get together’s. Of course, we can only do that when poor Carol is unable to attend. So if you like it hot I will see you there as I plan to become a regular.
Free Preview Weekend of Showtime Channel
Posted on 7 January 2012 | Comments Off
My cable package has all the HBO channels and a bunch of other channels. But I would have had to pay extra for the Showtime channel, and at the time I thought, “Who cares? The Showtime channel isn’t all that great is it? I probably won’t even miss it.” So I skipped that.
So then I find out that this weekend is a free preview of the Showtime channel shows. So I’m planned on watching a few movies and shows on Showtime and see if they’ve got anything that I’m really missing. There’s a couple of movies on there that I like.
Of course, I could get those at Redbox for just a buck each. But it looks like Showtime has some series that are exclusive to Showtime and they look pretty good.
Since we have the free preview all weekend, I’ll probably watch the “Shameless” series premiere on Sunday night. It looks really funny. Hey, if I like it I might go ahead and order Showtime – if it doesn’t cost too much extra.
Not Impressed With Your Introduction
Posted on 3 January 2012 | Comments Off
So we are out shopping and having some girl fun and we see someone my girlfriend knows. My girlfriend has called her Cassie for months when she talks about her, but I haven’t really had the chance to meet this Cassie chick. Until today when we see her at Target.
So my girlfriend rushes over to Cassie an say all the cute squealing things like, “I can’t believe it!” and all that crap. And then I catch up to them with the cart and I say, “Hi.” And my girlfriend says, “Oh, you two haven’t met!” and the girl says, “Hello. My name is Ca-SAUN-dra.”
And I’m like, WTF? So you are CASSIE to my girlfriend, who is evidently ALSO your girlfriend but you want me to know you as CASSAUNDRA?
Oh, FUCK NO!
Merry Christmas, Bitches!
Posted on 20 December 2011 | Comments Off
So, all the girls that I know have been truly naughty this year. I guess Santa won’t be coming to visit our houses.
But then again, we’ve been good for part of the year. I know I’ve been REALLY good this past week. Paid bills, cleaned house, helped out a couple friends.
Do you think it’s too late for the good to kick in?